Sunday, May 31, 2015

An Aussi-spicious Life


My Tails of Woes 

I has to starts out by warnings all of my friends to never goes to sees the Vets.  They dos things to you withouts you knowing what they are doings ... They sticks needles in you and all of a suddens the next things you knows you are laying in a crates with a screaming headaches, a sicks stomachs and terrible pains in your leg.  So what happened?  My Mom comes to gets me and they has to carries me to the car and then intos the house.  When they sets me downs my back legs won't moves, it is all stiffs and sores and it has things stickings in its that looks likes staples.  OMG ... what has they dones to mes?





So my Moms is very sympathetics and then puts me in my crates and closes the doors so I can't go anywheres.  I feels terribles and now I is shuts in my crates.  Are they mads at me ... dids I do somethings bads and am being punished?  I don't understands.  But at this points I just hurts so I don't wants to thinks about its.  I tries to sleeps but it hurts so I just crys all nights longs and my Moms sits by my sides to makes me feels betters, but the hurts doesn't goes away.  

The next mornings I gets up and my hurts legs isn't workings so I has to hops on three legs.  My Moms gives me foods but I don't wants it, I just want to drinks, so she gives me waters.  Then, of course I has to goes potty's and then she has to carrys me downs the steps out sides ... how embarrassing.  I has to tells you that at this points I am startings to gets upsets ... I am thinkings my leg hurts and I needs to licks it, but my Moms keeps saying "No Lickings, Izzis".  So I trys not to licks, but my brain tells me to licks and before you knows it I am lickings agains.  So nows, its nots bads enoughs that I hurts, but they puts this things on my necks so I can't licks ... it is ugly and heavys and like livings in a tunnels.  


Well I dids what any sanes dog would dos,  I ripped that tunnels off my heads and tore outs somes of the staples in my legs.  It hurts, but it felts better withouts them in theres.  My Moms was upsets with me and to punish me she tooks me backs to the Vets.  Doctor Johns glued me backs together and then wrapped my legs up good and tights ... he showed me he hads the same kinds of wraps on his legs and we laughed abouts it ... but I was really not happys to have that things on my legs. 
 My Moms got a different kind of bigs donut to put arounds my necks so I wouldn't be ables to licks.
This one was too small ... I knews it, but didn't says anythings.  My Moms figured it out and exchanged it for a biggers ones ... oh rats!
It worked for awhiles untils I figured outs how to gets around it.   That nights, I tore that ugly, clunky wrap off.  OMG was my Moms upsets ... so yes, you guessed it.  Back into the big tunnels only this time she fixed it so I couldn't gets it offs.  So that's where my lifes is todays.  I lives in a tunnels ... has you evers tried to eats foods or sniffs the grounds with your heads in a tunnels. 






 My leg is feelings betters now so I don't know whys I can't takes it off. 
  I is walking on my legs and could runs if my Moms would lets me.  She says no, I am not supposed to be walkings on my legs yet ... so what does she expects me to dos, go three leggeds forevers.  I know they are still mads at mes or they wouldn't makes me do all of these things.  I am trying to be goods so they will say, Okays, Izzi, we loves you agains and you can dos what all dogs dos agains.  But ... that isn't happenings yet and it makes me sads.  But I will keeps trying because I loves my families and I wants them to loves me. That is my tails of woes.



Good Nights, my friends ... Maybe tomorrows will be a betters day.

Izzi







8 comments:

  1. Awwwwww... Poor baby! Mommy is not mad at you. She loves you. You'll be better soon.

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  2. Yuo Mum is only doing these things for YOUR good adn soon you will be out of the tunnel and running aaround again. she really does love you but you must do as she tells you. Right?

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  3. Poor, poor Izzi. The cone of shame is awful.
    And your poor mama. Who is worried about you - and hurting with you.

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  4. Poor baby! Hoping that leg gets better in a big hurry and that big tunnel works better this time! Your mommy must be frantic with worry

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  5. Poor Izzi. It's so nasty when these things get in your way of having fun and doing what you want to do. Just listen to your Mom and do what the Vet says and you'll be back in form in no time.

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  6. Oh you beautiful girl, your mom loves you and is only doing what she has to do to help you heal. Soon you'll be free of all these wicked things, and you'll be all healed. Just hang in there Izzi girl. Big licks from Pogo.

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  7. What a sad tale. With luck your tail will soon be happy!

    I can see why blogging may have taken a (justified) back seat! Hope all is well now.

    Cheers - Stewart M - Melbourne

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